posin in front of ma mommas minivan watchu kno bout me sweetie
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Its funny because if tony stark became a llama then almost the exact plot of Emperor’s New Groove would ensue
THE COMMENT FUCK I’M DYING
SO AM I
Tony as Kuzco
Steve as Pacha
Loki as Yzma
Thor as Kronk
“Thor, are you talking to that squirrel?”
“PULL THE LEAVER THOR!”
“WRONG LEVER!”
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- 1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
- 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
- 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
- 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
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